{"id":142,"date":"2015-07-11T23:22:17","date_gmt":"2015-07-11T23:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/?p=142"},"modified":"2021-06-02T19:08:29","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T19:08:29","slug":"zombie-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Sports"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7070443a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-140 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7070443a-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"P7070443a\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7070443a-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7070443a.jpg 918w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>We see this sign frequently and we&#8217;ve come to realize that it&#8217;s a <em>warning<\/em>. At first we thought it was just your typical schoolyard warning, but then we noticed the extra <em>head<\/em>. This thing is chasing a cranium\u00a0exactly like his own, but smaller.<\/p>\n<p>Those Johnston Kids explained that it was a zombie dad playing with it&#8217;s young. <em>Literally<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We see this sign frequently and we&#8217;ve come to realize that it&#8217;s a warning. At first we thought it was just your typical schoolyard warning, but then we noticed the extra head. This thing is chasing a cranium\u00a0exactly like his own, but smaller. Those Johnston Kids explained that it was a zombie dad playing with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/?p=142\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie Sports<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":854,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thosejohnstonkids.ca\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}