She also serves a mean roofie

This is Sally, Baby Girl’s chosen companion for the journey. You are seeing this correctly. Sally has only one arm. Rather, she has two arms, but Baby Girl chose to leave one arm at home because it was too difficult to reattach whenever it was pulled off. BG doesn’t know I’m watching, but I often notice her and Sally having lengthy conversations. Sally also goes through several hair styles daily, commutes from sleeping bag to car and back every day, and can be seen posing tastefully for some unseen admirer. Perhaps Mr. Bison who came along with Short Pants. I like Sally. She’s my kind of girl.

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